IMMERSED IN THE 'UNSINKABLE LIFE'

You are a survivor (Or tell me how you make ends meet on your salary.) You're a fighter. You're a hard worker. You're a champion. You're a AWAbeliever . And that's why you always stay afloat. Forget armbands, donuts, and floats. This holiday, grab your AWA Sunglasses and enjoy the Unsinkable life , because just like you, they never sink. I wish they had told Leonardo di Caprio :(

This summer, you have no reason to go down like the Titanic .

Reasons not to sink if…

…you don't have the money to go on vacation

Have you ever parked outside your workplace without paying in the blue zone? Have you ever bought a lottery ticket at Doña Manolita without waiting more than three hours? Have you ever binge-watched one of those shows you're addicted to without being interrupted by your social life? Do you know what it's like to live with the freedom of not being subject to the horrible bikini operation? Well, you miss out on all of this because every year you insist on spending a fortune to leave the house. So this time, go out onto the terrace, put on your AWA and sunscreen, and enjoy the tranquility of your neighborhood without neighbors. Because as those who live in coastal cities say, when the foreigners leave the beach, "this is when it's good here." Quality of life.

…your partner has left you

Your boyfriend or girlfriend dumped you, and to top it all off, they've gone on vacation with their friends and are posting photos of themselves having a great time on social media. Meanwhile, you're at home, eating chocolate ice cream, completely disregarding the low-carb diet they forced you to follow, making the Kleenex manufacturer even richer, and torturing your friends with 5-minute WhatsApp audio clips dissecting every photo on their Instagram. To start digging out of this funk of misery and self-pity, let's start with step 1: Method. A -sinkable life.Haz a -follow and a new account. Step number 2: put on your AWAs that don't scratch or sink because neither do you. And step number 3: Go outside , call some friends, and get ready to burn down the city. In this heat, it's going to be very easy. You're welcome.

…you fail after studying

You'll forgive us, but the experience of years has given us this odious air of superiority from older people who tell you this isn't even a real problem. Do you know that, according to a proven study involving everyone around us, college is the best stage of life? Why do you insist on finishing it? Do you know what it's like to work 10 hours a day? Come on, come on. put on your AWAs And don't bother us. And a little cardigan, because it's cool at night. Before all this was countryside .

…if you forget your umbrella when you go to the beach

Yes, this can be a real drama, but don't panic and enjoy the opportunities life gives you. Do you remember that one of the most beloved athletes from your childhood was David Meca ? And what image comes to mind when you remember him? Exactly! His sun-tanned body, except for that trademark that made him so recognizable: his sunglasses. This year, get ready to imitate him with your AWA sunglasses, because, honestly, once you put them on, you won't want to take them off. Plus, you too can be David Meca, because with AWA sunglasses, you can swim across the Strait of Gibraltar or whatever you prefer. They don't sink and are hydrophobic. The swimming part is up to you, you'll have to do something.

… your favorite festival is sold out

You've done everything right. You've accessed the website at the announced time using seven different devices, seven different accounts, with your friends also waiting at home, and with your WhatsApp group created specifically for the event of the year. You haven't reloaded the page at any point, as recommended on all the ticket-buying advice websites you've consulted. You've waited in a virtual queue for five hours, and when the time comes, there are no tickets left! But what's this? We know, it's incredibly frustrating, but you know: UNSINKABLE LIFE . Let's not sink, please. Take a deep breath, shut down your **** computer, shout out the ticketing platform on social media, and enjoy the only healthy kidney you have left, because you won't have to sell it anymore. Also, acknowledge that festivals are highly overrated and, above all, overcrowded. What's better than lying in the sun with your AWA and some friends, playing the music you both love, without any hang-ups? Because, as far as we know, Raphael hasn't confirmed this year's festival, and this could still be your big night.