There are many things that can ruin your day, even if you're a natural optimist. It wouldn't be the first time you're walking down the street and a friendly pigeon decides to relieve itself on your favorite t-shirt. You also wouldn't be surprised if someone cuts in front of you in line at the supermarket, or if when you open that bag of chips, it only has air in it.
But without a doubt, one of the most annoying is losing your sunglasses. Where are they? Even though you pay close attention to where you put them, there are times when you have no idea how they managed to wander off on their own from their case to some remote corner of the world. That's why we've made our AWAs so you can wear them even in the shower, because they're hydrophobic and won't stain with water! Today we're going to tell you about those five situations in which losing your glasses can ruin your day. Surely at least one of them has happened to you at least once.
You've had a busy night and...
Happy nights, mornings of ibuprofen and sunglasses. Haven't you ever gone out to take the famous walk of shame home only to be hit by the sun like Thor's hammer? In your rush, you don't even know where you put your house keys, let alone your glasses! But like everything in our lives, we remember them when it's too late. And it goes without saying that with your hungover face, you're sure to get a family dinner. And you, without glasses to hide it.
You're halfway there and...
Oh, you're already going on vacation! Put everything in the trunk. Play Tetris to make it all fit. Grab your suitcases and don't forget your towel, flip-flops, swimsuit... But don't make that rookie mistake of "I'm not putting my sunglasses on yet because it's not sunny and if I hold them up by my hair they'll get scratched," because A: our AWAs don't get scratched, and B: you'll only see them again when you return home after 10 days of vacation and somewhat damaged retinas. So they might even look a different color when you arrive.
Your brown skin on the sand...
And maybe you've decided to make the trip at night and avoid the traffic jams. So you load your suitcases into the 50-square-meter apartment you and eight friends have rented on the fifth floor of the beach and get ready to set foot on the sand. And that's the moment. How are you going to sunbathe without your sunglasses? How are you going to be able to get on your surfboard without them? You won't be able to see anything! Oh, those heads, we only want them to put on our sunglasses, and even then, we forget them!
If you even stay for the DJs at the festivals...
They'll have to give you the keys to the venue because you're always the last to leave and the first to arrive. On the first day of the festival, you've got your kit perfectly prepared, with your AWAs, your wristbands, your tickets, your bandages, your cash, and all those things they recommend in those typical "what you need to bring to survive a festival" articles. On the second day, you don't know where anything is, and you find yourself watching a band you've never heard of in your life, at 6 p.m., with the blazing sun beating down on you and blisters on your feet that you'd think you'd danced all day without stopping. Or maybe you had. A word of advice: go home, while you've still got time, take a shower, and don't forget your AWAs, because you know it'll be daylight again.
To a nudist beach, yes, but without your sunglasses...
You've been to the gym this year, you've had a bikini operation, you've taken care of yourself, you've gotten a little sun on your terrace, and all that to finally step foot on that nude beach you love so much and shed the clothes that bind you. But you feel naked without your sunglasses. And you realize they're not in your backpack! What are you going to do now? Where are you going to look so they know you're not just staring, but that you're a free spirit who could even go to the grocery store naked? We've already told you, don't take off your AWAs!
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